12 Days in A.A.

(Sung to the tune of  “The 12 Days of Christmas”)

On my 1st day in A.A., my sponsor said to me:

Nothing about the 12 Steps

On my 2nd day in A.A., my sponsor said to me:

Do a 90 in 90,

But still nothing about the 12 Steps

On my 3rd day in A.A., my sponsor said to me:

Meeting makers make it,

Do a 90 in 90,

But still nothing about the 12 Steps

On my 4th day in A.A., my sponsor said to me:

It’s a selfish program,

Meeting makers make it,

Do a 90 in 90,

But still nothing about the 12 Steps

On my 5th day in A.A., my sponsor said to me:

Take what you want and leave the rest,

It’s a selfish program,

Meeting makers make it,

Do a 90 in 90,

But still nothing about the 12 Steps

On my 6th day in A.A., my sponsor said to me:

People, places and things,

Take what you want and leave the rest,

It’s a selfish program,

Meeting makers make it,

Do a 90 in 90,

But still nothing about the 12 Steps

On my 7th day in A.A., my sponsor said to me:

Think through the drink,

People, places and things,

Take what you want and leave the rest,

It’s a selfish program,

Meeting makers make it,

Do a 90 in 90,

But still nothing about the 12 Steps

On my 8th day in A.A., my sponsor said to me:

No sex for a year,

Think through the drink,

People, places and things,

Take what you want and leave the rest,

It’s a selfish program,

Meeting makers make it,

Do a 90 in 90,

But still nothing about the 12 Steps

On my 9th day in A.A., my sponsor said to me:

No musts in the program,

No sex for a year,

Think through the drink,

People, places and things,

Take what you want and leave the rest,

It’s a selfish program,

Meeting makers make it,

Do a 90 in 90,

But still nothing about the 12 Steps

On my 10th day in A.A., my sponsor said to me:

No major decisions,

No musts in the program,

No sex for a year,

Think through the drink,

People, places and things,

Take what you want and leave the rest,

It’s a selfish program,

Meeting makers make it,

Do a 90 in 90,

But still nothing about the 12 Steps

On my 11th day in A.A., my sponsor said to me:

You’ll never be recovered,

No major decisions,

No musts in the program,

No sex for a year,

Think through the drink,

People, places and things,

Take what you want and leave the rest,

It’s a selfish program,

Meeting makers make it,

Do a 90 in 90,

But still nothing about the 12 Steps

On my 12th day in A.A., my sponsor said to me:

Your relapse disappoints me,

You’ll never be recovered,

No major decisions,

No musts in the program,

No sex for a year,

Think through the drink,

People, places and things,

Take what you want and leave the rest,

It’s a selfish program,

Meeting makers make it,

Do a 90 in 90,

But still nothing about the 12 Steps

Advertisements
  1. #1 by kidney function on July 18, 2012 - 7:00 pm

    Woah! I’m really digging the template/theme of this blog. It’s simple, yet effective. A lot of times it’s very hard to get that “perfect balance” between user friendliness and visual appeal. I must say you’ve done a fantastic job with this. In addition, the blog loads super fast for me on Opera. Superb Blog!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: